Rough Patch!!

While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Overextended in Cover-Up

Rachel Uchitel -- the pilgrim of mistresses -- wore her finest gown to a 4-hour threesome in Beverly Hills yesterday ... dropping about $5,000 on a whole new 'do, including hair extensions. But when you've got $10 million ....

We're told Tiger Woods' #1 lady went to Norma Bouza -- of the famous Cristophe Salon -- the same place Lindsay Lohan likes to get locked up.

Locks are hair, right?

The Cups Runneth Over

Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night ... with the help of her strapless white dress.

The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the "Grown Ups" premiere.

It's the breast she's ever looked

Lady Gaga Falls Hard

Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.

She is literally a fashion victim.

What a Wreck!

Dressed remarkably normal ... for her, wannabe pop star Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha picked up a rental car at Rent-A-Wreck in L.A. on Monday.

In Los Angeles, you are what you drive.

Rated NC-17

With her East L.A. makeup and accessories, 17-year-old Miley Cyrus wore some sort of skimpy, mesh cut-out leotard top thing with a pair of vinyl shorts-shorts to the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto on Sunday.

It's what all the underage teen pop stars are wearing these days

NFL Star Arrested!!

Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson turned himself into police today -- after being accused of socking a bouncer in the face at an Austin, Texas bar back in May.

According to the police report, obtained by Blogger Style Benson got into a fight with an unknown subject at Annie's West bar at 1:50 AM on May 30. Cops say Benson was spitting blood from his injured lip.

The report continues ... bar employees tried to calm Benson down -- and the NFL star replied, "I don't give a f*ck."

Benson was asked to leave the bar ... but refused ... and had to be physically escorted out by security.

Once outside, Benson allegedly told a bystander, "All these white boys are ganging up on me and kicking me out."

But according to the report, one bouncer heard Benson make the statement and replied, "I'm going to take time out of my busy job to kick you out?"

Benson then allegedly punched the bouncer in the face ... and knocked the bouncer back.

Bystanders separated the men -- and cops arrived shortly after.

Benson was charged with assault with injury. Bond was set at $5,000